99.9% Uptime Guarantee!
13th Aug 2007
What about that .1%?
That was this morning 
We had some bunny related issues early this morning. They are resolved. We are watching the SQUIRT server closely today to make sure no more fur flies. If anything happens we’ll throw some lettuce and carrots at it. Good to go! PS. No data or sites submissions were lost. Enjoy the rest of your day.
-Eli
Disclaimer: the uptime guarantee title was a joke; it in no way indicates any actual guarantee.